Today I went to my local McDonald’s located at Lincoln Road, Carlito. I ordered my delicious regular - a large Big Mac meal on the kiosks.
After waiting 10 gruelling minutes for my food, my number, #047 was called out by the employee, Infernus.
I was so happy to recieve my meal that I tipped the worker 5 dollars. I could smell through it through the box, delicious, appetising and glamorous.
I opened the box, and to my dismay, there were 1000 pickles inside my Big Mac. This was outrageous so I started screaming at Infernus to refund my money and my tip because she cooked up the worst Big Mac in existence. In all my years, I ain’t never seen something like this before! Infernus said it was company policy to not allow refunds so I told her to go suck her ass because I don’t care about your company policy, I just want a normal Big Mac. She kept refusing and I was getting so angry I broke the menu screen. Infernus called the CPD and got me permanently trespassed and banned from all McDonald’s in all of Carlito.
I am not taking this lightly and will be writing a strongly worded 1 star review on their Yelp page. I will also get my Vanilla Pleasers, Nikki, Sapphire and Cleopatra to leave them scathing reviews.
FUCK YOU INFERNUS!!! GO SUCK MY ASS!!! FUCK YOUR BIG MAC!!! FUCK YOU MCDONALDS!!!
